How difficult is English for a Dutch boy
How difficult is English for a Dutch boy
Well once upon a time I had a good friend
He was a fisherman, and his name was Roy
But that is the beginning and not the end
One day we were sitting in a English bar
Until he asked a girl to have a dance
Then he sayed I love you as much as my car
And that girl answered: “me to”, with glance
But “me to” means in Dutch: “that she was closed”
And not “me aswell”, but something converse
So he call her: when your vagina closed
You can go, if you don’t like it as me: perverse
And my friend so angry but also stupid
Wend to an other bar and an other girl
And than whithout one word, but really rapid
He becames like deaf-and-dumb for his new pearl
5 februari 2006
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